Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Serena Williams 'gains' hefty criticism

Serena Williams has been making headlines recently.

She hasn't won a major, or even a small tournament. What she has done, apparently, is put on a few pounds and tongues have been a-wagging.

Journalists around the globe are commenting on the shapely tennis champion's recent weight gain, citing everything from her poor training habits to her genetic predisposition for a curvier backside.

All the attention on Serena's figure is bending us "out of shape." As this is being written, the national eating disorder rate has gained more weight than Serena ever will.